-Dr. Jack Kervorkian confesses to having made more than 130 kills. Who knew? Maybe explains why law enforcement agencies are contemplating getting Dr. Death his very own volleyball cheer team. "Tick. Tick. Boom!"
-Any day now, I'm expecting the Tea Partiers to break out the Branch Rickey in Adolph Hitler mustache signs. Moving protests to all phases of Americana, urging baseball to return to how it never should have been.
-Hit-Girl takes the country by storm kicking more ass than Serena Williams in an Australian Open final.
-Cricket fans refuse to be seen as second-tier sport. Indian Premier League kicks it into high gear and has itself a disruption worthy of World Cup "Football." Rumor is the league even forcing players to hit the field despite bomb blast outside stadium. Fan fatalities should not be a sport statistic.
-Which NBA team got a bright idea from this week's Icelandic volcano grounding half the planet? You'll have to dig on your own, but who knew that the way to keep LeBron grounded was to bring in some Icelandic talent? What scouts were seen loading up the stands for the big Keflavik vs. Snaefell matchup?
